Good day fellas! Ive taken my pen up once again for your reading pleasures! Today well be taking a closer look at No-One Lives Forever (NOLF). I know this shooter is old but I think that this might be the best game Ive ever played so I cant deny you guys a glimpse

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"Like any good story, this one too is all about a girl".
Woahee and what kind of a girl! Temper temper, miss Archer!
Thats right our heroin (playable character) and master-female-spy Kate Archer will be our hostess for the days and nights well spend behind our computers playing this lovely First Person Shooter! She's got a real personality, something you wont find in most FPS games today. So what about her? She's scotish and wont hide it. The accent is undeniable and its fun. Especially because, as I said before, shes got a way with words thatll slice your throat before youve looked at her. And yes, "Those legs go all the way up" (ingame quote). What more? Its the 60s! YEAH BABY YEAH! Austin Powers cant beat this groovy chick

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The NOLF world is about one thing: humor. Youll find all kinds of jokes on your intelligence-gathering sneaking spying missions! Be it in the conversations between Kate and NPCs or between bad guys if they dont see you (replay value added if you dont sneak in the first place.)
The gameplay (STYLE PEOPLE) bit is just good fun.
10/10
Graphics. Ofcourse this is an old game and graphics wont compare to Half-Life 2 or Doom III. But: leveldesign is great. All locations look alive and completely blend in with the 60s. And itll run well on your machine cause its old! All hail semi-retro gaming! Yey! I wouldnt normally give an eight for this kind of graphics but the way NPCs are dressed and the ingame cinematics just stole my heart

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8/10
Sounds and controls are all just fine. No bugs either.
10/10
That makes... lets see... oooow
a total score of
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EDIT: guess which game will be my next review? Hm.... maybe just maybe there might be a tiny chance of it being NOLF2.